The Devil observes that they are really enjoying themselves. He says to them, "Doesn't the heat and smoke bother you?"

Ole replies, "Vell, ya know, ve're from nordern Minnesooota, da land of snow an ice, an ve're yust happy fer a chance ta varm up a little bit, don't ya know."

The Devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up the heat even more.

When he returns to their room, the Devil finds Ole and Sven wearing light jackets and hats, grilling walleye and drinking beer.

The Devil is astonished and exclaims, "Everyone down here is in misery and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves!"

Sven replies, "Vell, ya know, ve don't git too much varm veather up dere at da Falls, so ve've yust got ta haff a fish fry when da veather's dis nice."

The Devil is absolutely furious. He can hardly see straight. Finally, he comes up with the answer. These two guys love the heat because they have been cold all their lives. With that the Devil decides to turn off ALL the heat in Hell.

The next morning the temperature is 60 below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere and people are shivering so bad that they are unable to wail, moan or gnash their teeth.

The Devil smiles and heads for Ole and Sven's room.

He gets there and finds them back in their parkas, bomber hats and mittens. They are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men.

The Devil is dumbfounded, "I don't understand. When I turn up the heat, you're happy. Now it's freezing cold, and you're still happy. What is wrong with you two?"

They both look at the Devil in surprise and say, "Vell, don't ya know if Hell iss froze over, dat must mean da Vikings finally von da Super Bowl."

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