Admit it.
You're hooked.
Yes, some have called it "The Sopranos on Motorcycles," but in reality, it's a modern (albeit grease-stained) retelling of Hamlet.
It's Sons of Anarchy, and the Season 5 premiere is Tuesday night on F/X.
With Jax at the head of the table, Clay on the outs and guns still running through Charming, what will the new season bring?
Here are my predictions:
1. There will be fights.
2. There will be LOTS of scantily clad girls. OH!, and did you see Ashley Tisdale is joining the cast? What a jump. Straight from Disney to SOA.
3. Jimmy Smits as the new bad guy. Wait a minute. They're ALL bad guys. Right.
4. Katey Sagel (wife of SOA creator Kurt Sutter) will once again prove that Gemma Teller has a FAR dirtier mouth than Peg Bundy could ever imagine. Oh, yes, if you didn't know, she played Peg on Married with Children.
5. Lots of leather.
I, for one, can't wait. I may even ask my wife if I can bring my Harley (2011 FXDF) in from the garage during the premier.
OK, I'm not really going to do that. To steal a line from Tig (played by the awesome Kim Coates - A Canadian, by the way) "she makes Gemma look like Donna Reed."
