Iasis Healthcare

My job is to tell people where to go without using bad language!

If you see a Traffic Problem call the KEZ Traffic Tipline - 602-374-6300

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For the latest Traffic Troubles, Follow me on Twitter! Click HERE!

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I'm on FaceBook too..click here

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Need Directions?...have a Traffic Gripe?
e-mail me HERE  (yes, I can even order up some road construction in front of the house of someone you don't like!)
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For Up-To-The-Minute Commuting Info, Check the KEZ Traffic Center HERE!
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My lovely wife Jackie is heavily into Special Effects Makeup..you know, the kind you see in Horror, Sci -Fi and Fantasy Movies and Television Shows. Check out her website HERE

Sky Harbor Parking Lot Tool !!..very cool weblink that tells you how many parking spots are available at all the Sky Harbor lots..Click HERE

Lynda Carter and Me!...she's very cool !

Name:
Mark "Skidmark" Jeffrey

D.O.B:
Sept 2, 19??

Place of Birth:
Providence, Rhode Island

Hobbies: 
Telling people where to go, looking at maps. I also collect old beer cans. 

Turn Ons:
Cats chasing Dogs

Turn Offs:
People who drive 10mph below the speed limit in the left lane of the freeway

Favorite Quote:
George Carlin "Anyone who drives faster than me is crazy, anyone who drives slower than me is a moron"

Favorite Color: 
Stop Sign Red

Favorite Movie:
Traffic

Favorite actor:
Geico lizard

Favorite Actress:
Halle Berry

Favorite T.V. Show:
American Pickers

Favorite Food:
anything from "Mark's Roadkill Cookbook"

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GoreMaster.com

Me as a woman...yeah, I probably need more work on the makeup

If you misbehave on Beth's Show, she lets you know!  Check out the Beth and Friends Blog HERE

Me and Rocker Lita Ford!

Here's a pic of me and Phoenix Suns Legend Dan Majerle!



Here is my pic from 4th grade...it was one of my late mother's favorite photos...so I post it to honor her