My job is to tell people where to go without using bad language!
My lovely wife Jackie is heavily into Special Effects Makeup..you know, the kind you see in Horror, Sci -Fi and Fantasy Movies and Television Shows. Check out her website HERE
Lynda Carter and Me!...she's very cool !
Mark "Skidmark" Jeffrey
Sept 2, 19??
Place of Birth:
Providence, Rhode Island
Telling people where to go, looking at maps. I also collect old beer cans.
Cats chasing Dogs
People who drive 10mph below the speed limit in the left lane of the freeway
George Carlin "Anyone who drives faster than me is crazy, anyone who drives slower than me is a moron"
Stop Sign Red
Favorite T.V. Show:
anything from "Mark's Roadkill Cookbook"
Me and Rocker Lita Ford!
Here's a pic of me and Phoenix Suns Legend Dan Majerle!
Here is my pic from 4th grade...it was one of my late mother's favorite photos...so I post it to honor her
Freeway Travel Advisory (May 17-20): Eastbound Loop 101 closed near I-17
Weekend Freeway Travel Advisory (May 3-6): SR 143 closed near Sky Harbor Airport, southbound SR 51 restricted near Greenway Road
What excuse have you given when
caught for speeding?
Here are the results of
1. I couldn't see the sign telling me not to do it: 20.5%.
2. I'm lost and unfamiliar with the roads: 15.6%.
3. I didn't know it was broken: 12.4%.
4. Everyone else was doing it: 6.4%.
5. I'm having an emergency situation in my car. (For instance,
spilled a hot drink on your lap.): 5.4%.
6. I missed my turn/exit: 4.8%.
7. I had to go to the bathroom: 4.6%.
8. I didn't do anything dangerous: 4.2%.
9. I was on my way to an emergency. (For example, to help
someone who is ill or injured.): 4%.
10. My GPS said it was the right thing to do: 2.2%.
11. I'm just helping out; I wasn't even supposed to be driving.
(For example, your friend is intoxicated.): 2%.
The best Monster Makers in the World were there in Burbank!
Click HERE or on the photo to see the gallery
Look at the size of my Banana!!
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Ok so Beth asked if I had chest hair...well, here's your answer....obviously, I haven't waxed in a while
Yet another reason to make sure your kid is in a car seat!...WARNING - Video may be disturbing!