
My job is to tell people where to go without using bad language! ![]()
My lovely wife Jackie is heavily into Special Effects Makeup..you know, the kind you see in Horror, Sci -Fi and Fantasy Movies and Television Shows. Check out her website HERE
Lynda Carter and Me!...she's very cool !
Name:
Mark "Skidmark" Jeffrey
D.O.B:
Sept 2, 19??
Place of Birth:
Providence, Rhode Island
Hobbies:
Telling people where to go, looking at maps. I also collect old beer cans.
Turn Ons:
Cats chasing Dogs
Turn Offs:
People who drive 10mph below the speed limit in the left lane of the freeway
Favorite Quote:
George Carlin "Anyone who drives faster than me is crazy, anyone who drives slower than me is a moron"
Favorite Color:
Stop Sign Red
Favorite Movie:
Traffic
Favorite actor:
Geico lizard
Favorite Actress:
Halle Berry
Favorite T.V. Show:
American Pickers
Favorite Food:
anything from "Mark's Roadkill Cookbook"
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GoreMaster.com
Me as a woman...yeah, I probably need more work on the makeup
If you misbehave on Beth's Show, she lets you know! Check out the Beth and Friends Blog HERE
Me and Rocker Lita Ford!
Here's a pic of me and Phoenix Suns Legend Dan Majerle!
Here is my pic from 4th grade...it was one of my late mother's favorite photos...so I post it to honor her
Expect overnight Northbound I-17 closures near Peoria Ave., Loop 303 closed north of Olive Ave.
PHOENIX – Drivers in the Phoenix area can expect overnight
closures of northbound Interstate 17 near Peoria Avenue this weekend, according
to the Arizona Department of Transportation. Meanwhile, a section of Loop 303
north of Olive Avenue in the West Valley is due to be closed this weekend for
construction work.
Freeway restrictions are subject to change due to inclement
weather.
Northbound Interstate 17 closed overnight at Cactus Road from 11 p.m. Saturday to 9 a.m. Sunday (Feb. 10) for installation of traffic flow sensors. DETOUR: Freeway traffic will detour along off- and on-ramps at Cactus Road.
A bill has been proposed in New York City that would fine cabbies for picking up prostitutes..or even people dressed like one. Read the whole New York Post story HERE

A University of Michigan study of 6.5 million car crashes finds that an inordinate number of accidents happen when both drivers are women. Read the whole story HERE
Men who wear expensive clothes and drive flashy cars are more successful at having flings and staying single than their financially conservative counterparts, researchers at the University of Texas at San Antonio said.
And while it's not exactly groundbreaking information that some women are more likely to go from the bar with a guy in a Porsche rather than a Geo, the project found the phenomenon is less about gold-digging and more about "signals" Read the whole story HERE!
A British Medical Journal Study says Traffic can cause Heart Attacks!......Read the whole story HERE!
One of the motorcycles that was used by "The Fonz" on the classic TV show “Happy Days” will be crossing the auction block at the Bonhams Classic California Sale in Los Angeles on November 12th.
Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2011/10/11/aaaay-fonzies-motorcycle-cruising-to-auction/#ixzz1aZSGTns0